Here There Be Monsters!
No, I’m not talking about politicians, silly! I’m speaking about the monsters in your house.
The ones that take your candy bar that you thought you had hidden somewhere safe. The ones that leave little rectangular bricks on the carpet then trick you into fetching a glass of water at night so you step on them – painfully!
Some monsters are furry and have sharp claws and ignore you until they attack while you are attempting to do something delicate.
They also wake you at all hours of the night demanding to be fed and leave hair on everything.
Some even bark their heads off at a leaf blowing across the yard.
Yep, I’m talking about the monster trifecta of kids, cats, and dogs!