Author Archives: Wayne

I learned something today.
Never, EVER go out with your wife looking for color swatches.
I swear, they have more names for colors than there are empty beer cans in a frat house.
I mean, seriously, how can you have eighty seven shades and names for “white?”
Seriously. What color is “Daiquiri” supposed to be?
Is “Tomato” supposed to be red or green?
Peerhaps there is something to the Goth look. Just paint everything black and be done with it.