I ran by the pet store to pick up some cat food. They let people bring their pets there when they visit.
Someone brought a small horse!
Well, it was a dog, but I’ve seen smaller horses.
It barked once. Things fell off the shelves when it barked.
People ran out screaming.
Well, I did, anyway. I was about three feet away from it when it did a good imitation of a Howitzer going off. It took two hours for me to get my hearing back.
I’m so happy I don’t have to feed that thing. I’m sure its owners buy dog food by the truckload.
Search on!